Monday, November 06, 2006

Progress Report 19.2

Annyongh,

I submit the following as an addendum to Report 18.1. It consists one item:

ITEM: Photograph of a sex chair.



From the above, you will note the following (l-r):


  • hassock for added comfort during lingual stimulation of the pudendum;
  • ankle- or footrests (the latter function permitting greater power of reverse-thrust expulsion);
  • the sessibulum masculinum or 'he' seat;
  • the sessibulum femininum or 'she' seat;
  • control panel to engage and accelerate/decelerate the gyration of the sessibulum masculinum;
  • dorsal support (with expanded lower dorsal support, ensuring that the female organ is offered up at the ideal angle of interaction);
  • footrest for alternative thrust purchase;
  • armrests (pictured above in the retracted or 'oh lordy!' position).

Note the beige vinyl covering (for HoseDownability TM), the power cord leading from the chair's fully-sealed and warm-fluid-resistant pedestal unit, and the tangible miasma of grossness exuded by the apparatus as a whole.

I will be happy to field any questions.

Annyonghi kasseyo,

S

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home